there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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