he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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