he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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