What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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