it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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