and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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