Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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