i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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