Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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