Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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