...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Sext me about skeletons
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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