Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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