"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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