Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
wow bdsm is so cute
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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