I hate all girls vehemently.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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