I want to walk on stilts...naked
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
