My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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