Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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