office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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