But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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