i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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