i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
