How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Hippo gnu deer
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
