it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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