Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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