found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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