***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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