Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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