put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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