don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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