He is such a slut. More and more my type.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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