She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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