on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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