I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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