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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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