Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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