I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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