Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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