Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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