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you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..

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(585): View more from New York

I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.

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(315): View more from New York

I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"

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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me

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(850): View more from Florida

Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.

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(407): View more from Florida

She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...

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(302): View more from Delaware

Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Classy

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