Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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