It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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