What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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