Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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