dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
