they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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