His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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