so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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