I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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