8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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