im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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