We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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