If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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