You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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