Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
And then he peed in my hair
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