problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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