After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
there is glitter all over my balls
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